Not that much time
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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a wait of 45 minutes for a table.
“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said. “We may not have 45 minutes.”
They were seated immediately.
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