Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Six months after a waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the man in the great beyond.
During the séance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing in the corner, dressed in his waiter’s outfit.
“Arnold!” she cried. “Come closer and speak to me!”
A ghostly voice drifted from the corner.
“I can’t. It’s not my table.”