His own mind.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to
smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers
and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the
Day. Here is today’s offering:
With his ball and bat in hand Petey walked to home plate in an
empty baseball field.
He threw the ball up in the air and announced, “I am the best ball
He swung with all his power, but missed.
He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball,
tossed it up one more time and said, “I am the best ball player in the
Then he swung and missed again.
“Wow! he said. “What a pitcher!”
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.