The graveyard.

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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home late one

night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

“Come have a look over here”, says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave,

God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.”

“That’s nothing”, says Sean, “here’s one named Patrick O’Toole. It says

here that he was 95 when he died.”

Just then, Seamus yells out, “But here’s a fella that died when he was 145

years old!”

“What was his name?” asks Paddy.

Seamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and

exclaims, “Miles, from Dublin.”

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