Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home late one
night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
“Come have a look over here”, says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.”
“That’s nothing”, says Sean, “here’s one named Patrick O’Toole. It says
here that he was 95 when he died.”
Just then, Seamus yells out, “But here’s a fella that died when he was 145
“What was his name?” asks Paddy.
Seamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and
exclaims, “Miles, from Dublin.”
ot a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.