Writes off tab.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Patrick, an oil worker, is on a job in Alaska up on the North Slope. It’s 40-below zero one winter night and Patrick is imbibing at his local saloon.
The bartender says to him, “Patrick, you owe me quite a bit on your tab.”
“Sure, but I’m flat broke this week.”
“That’s OK. I’ll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall.”
“But I don’t want any of my friends to see that.”
“They won’t. I’ll just hang your parka over it until it’s paid.”