To stand on.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


My friend always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to

bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused and told me I was crazy.

Last week, he finally relented, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was 1/4 of an inch shorter than his right!

A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, he was cured. Both legs are exactly the

same length now and he no longer leans.

“So,” I said, “I guess I was right when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.”

He smiled and said, “I, stand corrected.”


a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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