For a Dalmation.

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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its L

aughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:


A mom was carpooling with a minivan full of kids one day when a fire

truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian


The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”

A third child brought the argument to a close.

“They use the dog,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”


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