The fast lane.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to

its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he

doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, your holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your

seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the pope, “they never let me drive at the

Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”

“I’m sorry, your holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! What

if something should happen?”

“Who’s going to tell?” replies the pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the pope climbs in behind the


The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the

pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph. (Remember, the pope is


“Please slow down, your holiness!” pleads the worried driver, “I’m going to

lose my license – and my job!”

The pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but

the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and radios


“I need to talk to the chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

The chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo

going 205 kph.

“So bust him,” says the chief.

“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop.

The chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The prime minister?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the chief, “who is it?”

Cop: “I think it’s God!”

The chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it’s


Cop: “His chauffeur is the pope!”


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