Energy crunch.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in: Alaska, California, Florida, Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas and Pennsylvania.

But our dip sticks are located in Washington, D.C.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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