On ice.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to

smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by

readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the

Day. Here is today’s offering:

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his

co-workers noticed and asked what happened.

Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up

once in a while.”

“I never knew you played hockey.”



“I don’t,” said Andy. “I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup playoffs last year

and put my foot through the TV.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in

the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke

the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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