Leads to longevity?

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be 100.

The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?”

“No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.”

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?” inquired the doctor.

“No, I’ve never done any of those things either.”

“Well, then,” said the doctor, “why would you want to live to be 100?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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