New course.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few.

When he gets there, he discovers there isn’t anybody else around and he has the entire course to himself.

But he does have witnesses. It seems God the Father and Jesus are keeping an eye on him, and they don’t approve of his skipping church.

“Look at that guy,” Jesus says. “He should be in church instead of out there. C’mon, Dad, let me hit him with a lightning bolt or something.”

“No,” God the Father says, “I’ve got something else in mind for him. Watch what happens when he makes his next shot.”

The preacher sets up a ball and drives it off the tee. It sails 200 yards and lands squarely in the hole.

“What kind of punishment is that, Dad?!” Jesus yells. “That has to be one of the greatest golf shots in history!”

“That’s right, Son, indeed it is. And because he’s alone, he can’t tell anyone about it.”

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Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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