Doesn’t skip a beat.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, can I ask you a question?”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “Doctor, take a look at this engine. I can open it up, take valves out, fix ‘em, put in new parts and when I finish it will run just like a new one. So how come I barely make ends meet and you get big bucks for basically doing the same work?”

The surgeon paused and whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while it’s running.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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