Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
I have a dog that talks in its sleep.
One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow, “My name is
Christopher Columbus! I am 700-years old! I own America! I married Marilyn
When the visitor asked what was going on, I replied, “Don’t worry about it.
It’s better to just let sleeping dogs lie.”
ot a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.