Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to
its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. For years I’ve been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where I work.”
“How much did you take?”
“Enough to build my own house and my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.”
“This is very serious. I’ll have to think of a far-reaching penance for you. Have you ever done a retreat?”
“No, Father, I haven’t. But if you’ve got the blueprints, I can get the lumber.”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.