Insult to injury.
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While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I
took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who
studied the multiple fractures of both femurs and pelvis.
“What happened to this patient?” he asked in astonishment.
“He fell out of a tree,” I reported.
The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.
“I’m not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Acme Tree Experts.”
Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, “Cross out
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