Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I was eating lunch on February 20 with my 10-year-old
granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
She said, “It’s Presidents Day!”
She is a smart kid.
I asked, “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for some words of wisdom about Washington or Lincoln, etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out
of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we’ll have one more year of record unemployment.”