Has captive audience.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.
Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?”
“I don’t have one,” confessed the musician.
“In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What instrument do you play?”