Makes getaway.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to

smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers

and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the

Day. Here is today’s offering:

While Mark was shopping, one of the clerks came running up to him.

“Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”

“Did your try to stop him?”

“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate


Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the

Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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