Editor’s note:Do you need something to
smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers
and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the
Day. Here is today’s offering:
While Mark was shopping, one of the clerks came running up to him.
“Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Did your try to stop him?”
“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.