Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

“Twenty dollars?!” he said. “For what?”

“To buy groceries,” I told him.

“When I was a boy,” my grandfather said. “My mama would give me one dollar, just one dollar, and I’d go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea.”

He shrugged and paused.

“Times have changed and ya can’t do that now,” he told me. “Too many security cameras.”

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