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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
President Obama granted a turkey the traditional pardon for Thanksgiving.
But a spokesman for the turkey now says it doesn’t need a pardon. It needs a job.
– Conan O’Brien