His own mind.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to

smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers

and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the

Day. Here is today’s offering:

With his ball and bat in hand Petey walked to home plate in an

empty baseball field.

He threw the ball up in the air and announced, “I am the best ball

player ever!”

He swung with all his power, but missed.

He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball,

tossed it up one more time and said, “I am the best ball player in the


Then he swung and missed again.

“Wow! he said. “What a pitcher!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the

Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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