Ancient Chinese secret.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been

set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said “Chopsticks are

provided only on request.”

“But,” the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you

wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.”

“True,” the waiter shot back, “but we’d have to hire three more people

to sweep the floor.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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