Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.
Here is today’s offering:
I was ill and my husband volunteered to go to the supermarket for me. I
sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.
He returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the
grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two cartons of eggs, three hams, four
boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green