Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

I was ill and my husband volunteered to go to the supermarket for me. I

sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.

He returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the

grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two cartons of eggs, three hams, four

boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green


Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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