Lands dream job.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster,

farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation.

But when I grew up I found out I wasn’t qualified because of my poor

eyesight. Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same


I’m always pushing the envelope!

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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