Praises that please.
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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
Three friends from the local church were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”
Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”
Eugene said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a difference in people’s lives.”
Al said, “I’d like them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving!'”
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