The home stretch.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A buyer was considering purchasing an aging thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing the deal.
When the vet had completed his examination the potential buyer asked, “Will I be able to race him?”
The veterinarian looked at the buyer, then at the horse.
“Sure,” he replied, “And you’ll probably win!”