Fields some tough questions.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

At the end of the college season, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful young gal and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties.

“Oh, I have a 3.9, so I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb party animals,” she said. “What’s your G.P.A.?”

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, “I get about 27 in the city and 38 on the highway.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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