Has animal magnetism.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.
He recognizes the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies, “I’m sorry, but the cat isn’t for sale.”
The collector says, “Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I’ll pay you $20 for that cat.”
The owner says, “Sold,” and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, “Hey, for the $20 I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat’s used to it and it’ll save me from having to get a dish.”
The owner replies, “Sorry buddy, but that’s my lucky saucer. So far this week I’ve sold 68 cats.”