To the test.
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A man sat across the desk from his doctor and complained that he believed
his wife might be hard of hearing.
The doctor told him, “This is what you need to do. Start out twenty feet
from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t hear you, move a little closer and
ask your question again. This way you’ll be able to tell just how deaf she really
The man went home and put his doctor’s plan into immediate action.
Upon arriving home he entered the living room and yelled out, “Hi hon!”
He walked into the kitchen to find his wife at the stove with her back to
him. He stood as far away from her as he could. He asked, “What’s for dinner?”
He moved closer and repeated the question. Again, nothing.
Finally he moved toward her until his lips were just a few inches from her
ears and asked a final time.
She suddenly turned around and bellowed, “For the third time – meatloaf!”
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