Requests surgical consultation.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An older gentleman needed surgery. His son was a renowned surgeon so the man insisted that his own son perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, son, Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”