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The catch of the day.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
I took my mother on a fishing excursion yesterday. Nobody was having any
luck. After drifting for hours without so much as a nibble, who should hook
into one but my Mom.
Everyone on the boat was excited, cheering Mom on and telling her to take
Finally she lifted the fish into the boat, picked it up, removed the hook,
looked at it up and down, and then tossed it back into the water.
I was stunned. I said, “Mom, why did you throw that fish back into the
“I don’t know. It just didn’t look fresh.”
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Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
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