Takes it all.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids

together to ask which one was most deserving of the prize.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother?

Who does everything she says?”

Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, Daddy, you can keep the toy.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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