Takes it all.
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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids
together to ask which one was most deserving of the prize.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother?
Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, Daddy, you can keep the toy.”