Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever
dog. He brings in the daily newspaper every morning.”
Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
The wife answered, “Yes, but we don’t subscribe to the paper!”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.