Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
Three friends – a surgeon, an engineer and a politician – were discussing
which of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib – a surgical
The engineer replied, “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of
chaos, and that was an engineering job.”
The politician said, “Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?”
Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.