Doesn’t fit all.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Frustrated in my attempts to find something suitable for my diminutive daughter to wear that didn’t look like something for a child, I approached a rather harried-looking saleswoman.
“What do you have for a petite woman about five feet tall, around 95 to 100 pounds?” I asked.
The short, pleasantly plump clerk looked at me with a rueful smile. “Nothing but contempt,” she said.