Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were
She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” and the
girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a fire broke out in the neighborhood and the girl stood
She later described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire, and a
fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.