Give me some news.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Dan said, “Give me the good news.”
“They’re going to name a disease after you.”