The old man
Avoid a confrontation.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away.
“What was that about, Father?” asked Baby Mouse.
“Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”