To the test.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A man sat across the desk from his doctor and complained that he believed

his wife might be hard of hearing.

The doctor told him, “This is what you need to do. Start out twenty feet

from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t hear you, move a little closer and

ask your question again. This way you’ll be able to tell just how deaf she really


The man went home and put his doctor’s plan into immediate action.

Upon arriving home he entered the living room and yelled out, “Hi hon!”


He walked into the kitchen to find his wife at the stove with her back to

him. He stood as far away from her as he could. He asked, “What’s for dinner?”


He moved closer and repeated the question. Again, nothing.

Finally he moved toward her until his lips were just a few inches from her

ears and asked a final time.

She suddenly turned around and bellowed, “For the third time – meatloaf!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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