Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench in front of a large pond. Across the

pond are vendors selling all types of food stuff. The wife turns to thehubby and says, “I

could really go for an ice cream cone.”

The hubby replies, “Well, I’ll go get you one.”

She says, “But, you’ll forget, you better write it down.”

He replies, “No I won’t … what do you want?”

She says, “Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles.”

He replies, “Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I’ll remember.

Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns.

The wife asks him, “What took you so long, did you get lost?”

The hubby replies, “No, and I got what you wanted.”

The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries!

She says, “I knew you should have written the order down.”

The hubby says, “What do you mean – everything is there.”

To which the wife replies, “No, it’s not … look, you forgot the pickles!”

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Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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