Dishes out compliments.
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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
A guy goes into a bar. He’s sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he
hears, “You look great!”
He looks around but there’s nobody near him. He hears the voice again, “No
really, you look terrific.”
The guy looks around again. Nobody.
He hears, “Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely
glowing!” He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the
“Hey,” the guy calls to the bartender, “What’s with the nuts?”
“Oh,” the bartender answers, “They’re complimentary.”