Carries heavy burden.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

Two girlfriends were shopping.

They started to discuss their marriages and one of the gals declared, “Seems

like all we do is fight anymore. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”

“Why don’t you just leave him?” asked the friend.

“Oh! No way,” the first replied. “I’ve got to lose another 15 pounds first.”

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ot a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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