Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“Look at me!” boasted the energetic old man to a group of young people.
“Every morning I do 50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups and walk two miles. I’m fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after women!”
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes gleaming and said, “And tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my 95th birthday!”
“Oh, really?” chuckled one of the young onlookers, “How?”