Goes off the deep end.
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My cousin applied for a job as an insurance salesman.
Where the form requested “prior experience,” he jotted down “lifeguard.” Nothing else.
“We’re looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself,”
said the hiring manager for the insurance company.
“How does working as a lifeguard pertain to salesmanship?” he asked.
“I can’t swim,” my cousin replied.
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