The Chicago way.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A man was telling his co-worker that the company was planning to transfer

him to Chicago. He explained that he would quit his job before he’d even

consider moving to the “crime-ridden city.”

His co-worker urged him to reconsider.

“Chicago is a magnificent city with world-class museums, great restaurants

and shopping, and good public transportation. In fact, I worked in Chicago for

almost 10 years, and in all that time I never had a problem with crime while on

the job.”

The first man asked “What did you do there?”

The co-worker replied, “I was a tail-gunner on a bread truck.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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