Discovers which way the wind blows.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted off the roof, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county.
The wife began to cry.
“Don’t be scared, honey,” her husband said. “We’re not hurt.”
His wife continued to cry. “I’m not scared, I’m happy,” she said between sobs.
“Do you realize this is the first time in ten years we’ve been out together?”