Dishes out compliments.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A guy goes into a bar. He’s sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he

hears, “You look great!”

He looks around but there’s nobody near him. He hears the voice again, “No

really, you look terrific.”

The guy looks around again. Nobody.

He hears, “Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely

glowing!” He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the


“Hey,” the guy calls to the bartender, “What’s with the nuts?”

“Oh,” the bartender answers, “They’re complimentary.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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