A fine line.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks falls on the place where she would have otherwise been.
She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.” She stops and a car skids past.
Then suddenly she hears the voice saying, “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Is there anything you want to know?”
“Yes!” shouts the woman. “Where were you on my wedding day?”