Left high and dry.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she’d died and gone to heaven when she got my very patient son on the phone.
At the end of her very long sales pitch, she asked, “Do you mind if we send someone out to give you an estimate?”
“Not at all,” my son said.
“When would be a good time?”
“As soon as we build a basement,” he replied.