Buries her emotions.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the

fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to

there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just

buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside

your stupid cat.”

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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