Nurses his ego.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man who was involved in a serious accident was unable to speak when he regained consciousness.
Wishing to know how long he had been unconscious, he asked for a pen and a piece of paper, wrote the word “Date?” and handed it to the nurse.
She handed it back to him after scribbling the word, “Married.”