Identifies herself.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Smith’s daughter.”

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Smith.”

The following week, the neighbor spoke to her in the grocery store, and said,

“Aren’t you Mr. Smith’s daughter?”

She replied, “I thought I was, but now my mom says I’m not.”

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