Becomes a chore.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner. Their teenage

daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting.

When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with

china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the

refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t


“I suppose,” the husband responded dryly, “we could clean the house.”

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