Does things by the book.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A clueless freshman was in his college campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, “This book will do half the job for you.”
“Good,” the freshman replied. “I’ll take two.”