Guard.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughl

ines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear; no car

was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came

up with a general seated in the back.

The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the

windshield.”

The general snarled, “Drive on.”

The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot

if you try driving in without a sticker.”

The general repeated, “I’m telling you, drive on!”

The sentry then walked up to the window and asked, “General, I’m new at this.

Do I shoot you or the driver?”

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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