Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a violent New York street gang walk up
to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, “God, there are
some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?”
God replied, “Just do what you normally do with that type. Send them down to
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running
back yelling, “God, God, they’re gone, they’re gone!”
“Who, the New Yorkers?”
“No, the Pearly Gates.”
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.