Where credit’s due.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man receives a call from his credit card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”
“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.”
“Why didn’t you report your card as stolen?” asked the card company representative.
“Why would I?” replied the man. “Whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!”