Crosses the line.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A farmer had lived in New Hampshire all his life. One day, the state sent a survey team to his farm near the Vermont border.

To his surprise, it was discovered that his farm was actually in Vermont, and not in New Hampshire as always thought. This made the news and the local newspaper sent out a reporter to interview him.

The reporter asked, “Well, what does it feel like to find that you are really a resident of Vermont?”

The old farmer answered, “Well, it feels pretty good. I don’t think I could have stood another one of those New Hampshire winters.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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