Gets an earful.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Two construction workers were on the job site one day when a freak accident involving a nail gun blew one guy’s ear off.

The distraught man turned to his friend and said, “Can you help me find my ear?”

The friend spotted what appeared to be the bloody appendage on the ground and asked, “Is this it?”

The one-eared guy replied, “No, mine has a pencil behind it.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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