A real eye-opener.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1,200 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation.

“Is this some kind of mistake?” Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone.

“No, not at all,” the doctor said calmly.

“Well,” said Margie, “that’s awfully costly for knocking someone out.”

“Not at all,” replied the doctor. “I knock you out for free. The $1,200 is to bring you back around.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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