Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy, grumpy voice I said “hello.”
The person on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.
“Mom, this is Susan, and I’m sorry I woke you, but I had to call because I’m going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad’s car has a flat but it’s not my fault. Honest! I don’t know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don’t be mad, OK?”
Since I don’t have any daughters, I knew the caller had dialed my number by mistake.
“I’m sorry, dear,” I replied, “but you’ve reached the wrong number. I don’t have a daughter named Susan.”
“Wow, Mom,” the young woman replied, “I didn’t think you’d be this mad.”