To serve breakfast.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


A pampered guest at a posh hotel came down to breakfast and gave the waiter his


“I’d like one undercooked egg that’s runny and one overcooked egg. I’d also like

fatty bacon that’s a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer,

and a pot of weak, lukewarm coffee.”

“That’s quite a complicated order,” said the waiter. “Your requests might be

difficult to fulfill.”

The perturbed man replied, “Why would it be difficult? That’s exactly what

you served me yesterday!”

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