In the can.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”

“A can of peaches,” she replied.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them. She said she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 5. The judge then said, “In that case, I’ll give you 5 days in jail.”

Before the judge could impose the sentence, the woman’s husband raised his hand and asked if he could say something.

The judge said, “Yes, what is it?”

“She also stole a can of peas,” said her husband.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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