Gives wife cold shoulder.

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Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Ernie.

“Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now he’s dreaming

he’s a refrigerator!”

“My dear, that’s not really a problem! A lot of people dream they are somebody or

something unusual.”

Sophie leans forward and whispers, “But you see doctor, it’s also a problem for

me! Ernie sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!”

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