Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right.
“So, tell me, nurse,” he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, “what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?”