Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A man rushes into a fancy restaurant, orders three appetizers, two steaks and a lobster, four desserts, a bottle of expensive wine, an espresso and proceeds to quickly polish them off.

The waiter says, “Sir, what’s your hurry?”

“You’d be in a hurry, too, if you had what I have,” he answered.

“So what do you have?”

“Fifty cents.”

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Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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