Leaves paper trail.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter car privileges. On Saturday night, she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.
At noon, the sleepy girl walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, “Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, Dad.” she replied nervously.
Her exasperated father answered, “Then I guess I’ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car!”