Prove useful.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were
discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, “I’m here because
my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire.
The insurance company paid for everything.”

“That is quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my
house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance
company also paid for everything.”

The puzzled lawyer asked, “How do you start a flood?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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