In a fix.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time.
She said they still didn’t fit.
“Well,” said the dentist, “I’ll adjust them again, but no more. There’s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”
“Who said anything about my mouth?” the woman answered.
“They don’t fit in the glass!”