Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around and exclaims, “What in the world do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line,” replies the man.
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me trying to steal the wallet of the guy in front of me, do you?”