Solve a dilemma.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines

forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the

“Fasten Seat Belts” sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a

particularly smooth one.

Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it.

“Well,” she explained, “up front there are 17 University of California girls going to

Los Angeles for the weekend. In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would

you do?”

Got a great

joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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