Pours it on.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Young Freddie was eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn’t especially smart. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general “gofer” at a warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.
He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the guy at the counter finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
“Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?” he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, “Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.”
“Good,” Freddie said. “Give me two regular, two black and two decaf.”