Strike a chord.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines

forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. “Worker

ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you

conclude from that?”

One child was ready with the answer: “They don’t have a union.”

Got a great

joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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