Not for the faint of heart.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she gasped and fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2009
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I just arrived and have I’ve checked in.
I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. It sure is hot down here!