A cut above.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A teen had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father if they could discuss his use of the family car.

His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.”

A month later the teen came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, “Son, I’m real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your Bible diligently, but you didn’t get a haircut!”

The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair and even Jesus had long hair.”

His father replied, “Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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