Makes a splash.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A billionaire threw a magnificent party for his many friends. Only one thing was bothering everyone; his very large pool was filled with alligators. Toward the end of the evening, he stood before a podium and announced to his guests, “The first person that swims across this pool will get a million dollars!”

He then stepped back and waited for a response. No one responded, so he made another offer.

“I’ll give the first person a million dollars and my mansion.” Once again he stepped back and waited. Finally he said, “I’ll give you a million dollars, my mansion and a choice between my Corvette or Lamborghini.”

Suddenly he heard a splash and turned to see a man swimming across the pool.

The man hit the alligators on the head, wrestling one after the other.

The man reached the other end of the pool and climbed out at the millionaire’s feet. The millionaire congratulated him and invited him up to his office to receive his awards. When they got to his office the millionaire asked, “What do you want, the Corvette or Lamborghini?”

The man replied, “I want the jerk who pushed me into the pool!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

Bookmark and Share