For the money
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A New York lawyer was busy closing up his Vermont place for the winter but he took the time to stop by his neighbor’s place to say goodbye.
As often happens in Vermont, the neighbor started storytelling and the New Yorker became impatient.
After a bit, the lawyer finally said, “I’ve got to run along. I’ve got a hundred things to do.”
The neighbor responded, “You’ve got a hundred things to do?”
“Well, perhaps not quite,” said the New Yorker, “but it seems like that many.”
The Vermonter responded, “Well, let me give you a piece of advice. Do them one at a time!”