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Has her fill.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into their tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window.
“Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?” he asks.
Hillary chats for a few minutes, Bill pays and they drive away.
Bill’s feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary. “You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be like if you had married him,” he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs, “Well, I suppose you’d be pumping gas and I’d be married to a former president.”