Buys a car.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Sen. Harry Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand-new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a four-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry’s hand and says, “Thanks Sen. Reid,
the car will be ready for you to pick up in four years.”

Harry says, “What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my
new car?”

The salesman replies, “No, you don’t understand senator. You
make payments for four years … THEN we give you the car. You know, just
like your new health-care law.”

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