It's all relative
For wife’s shopping spree.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“Cash, check or charge?” the sales clerk asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, the clerk noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” she asked.
“No,” the woman replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me
and I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him legally.”