Gets some basic training.
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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an Army recruiter’s office.
There were audible gasps around the table, then some chuckles, as his older brothers expressed their surprise.
“Oh, come on, quit joking,” snickered one. “Did you really?”
“You’ll never get through basic training,” scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for reassurance, but she just stared at him with a stunned expression.
When she finally spoke, she simply asked, “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”