To eat there
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu.
Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn’t find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.
In exasperation, she replied, “I don’t know how it could be any easier to find. It’s in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked “matches.”