Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought he’d died and gone to heaven when he got my very patient son on the phone.

At the end of a very long sales pitch, he asked, “Do you mind if we send someone out to give you an estimate?”

“Not at all,” my son said.

“When would be a good time?”

“As soon as we build a basement,” he replied.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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