Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Adam was returning home late one night, when Eve confronted him.
“You are seeing another woman, aren’t you?” she accused.
“Don’t be silly,” he replied. “You are the only woman on earth.”
Later that night Adam woke up feeling a tickle on his chest.
“What in the world are you doing?” he asked Eve.
“What do you think?” she said. “I’m counting your ribs.”