Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Teacher: What is half of 8?
Student: It depends – horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: Horizontally or vertically – what do you mean?
Student: Horizontally it’s 0, and vertically it’s 3.