Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Ted Cruz gives a speech after Donald Trump adds Florida, Illinois and North Carolina to his list of GOP primary victories.

Cruz: “Vote for me because I’m the only one who can and has beaten Donald Trump. I’ve beaten him over and over again, from Alaska to Maine!”

Cruz supporter in audience: “Wait a minute, isn’t that Canada?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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