Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A man arrives home from work … late, tired and disheveled.

“Honey! Honey!” he says to his wife. “I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. But I saved myself two dollars!”

“You idiot!” she yells. “You should’ve chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!”

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Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.