Chuck Norris dodges deadly school lunches

by Chuck Norris -- Chuck, I appreciate all you've written in the past two weeks about improving public school lunches. As a parent, however, I find the safest and most nutritious way more…

HIV-positive porn stars demand condoms

by -NO AUTHOR- -- LOS ANGELES (AP) — A handful of HIV-positive porn actors called on the adult film industry Wednesday to require that condoms be used on all film sets, saying more…

'Joking' judge ordered to quit show biz

by -NO AUTHOR- -- (NBC) Vince Sicari can tell all the lawyer jokes he wants - he just can't play a judge in real life. The New Jersey municipal judge, who is more…

Medical opinion

by -NO AUTHOR- -- Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings more…

How much would Jesus weigh?

by Marisa Martin -- [caption id="attachment_525325" align="alignright" width="249" caption=""Paraja Ballando" by Botero"][/caption] Fernando Botero is a famed Columbian artist whose distinctive mark is pounds upon pounds of saggy, surplus human flesh. Every more…

Multiculturalism

by -NO AUTHOR- -- Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings more…

Cher rips Miley's performance, oral hygiene

by -NO AUTHOR- -- (USATODAY) — Cher has a few choice words about the Miley Cyrus twerk-a-thon on MTV's Video Music Awards. The hyperactive, sexual performance with Robin Thicke was "so bad," more…

Man wears same jeans 300 straight days

by -NO AUTHOR- -- (NEWS.COM.AU) — JEANS. We all own them, and for most of us they're our go-to item of clothing when we can't be bothered thinking up anything else to more…