Break a leg

by Joke of the Day -- Make the rounds. Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum more…

'London is coming to U.S.'

by Kathy Shaidle -- A London rioter told a reporter that looters were "showing the rich we can do what we want." Rush Limbaugh played the audio and remarked: "We already have more…

Higher temps, higher danger

by Chuck Norris -- Mr. Norris, I've been really worried about my son who is in preseason high-school football training in high temperatures. His coach says they are taking precautions to keep more…

Legal advice

by -NO AUTHOR- -- His own defense. Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum more…

Any excuse to take your guns?

by Jeff Knox -- It can be argued that the only personal property specifically protected by the U.S. Constitution is firearms. While the Fourth Amendment promises, "The right of the people to more…

Steel magnolia

by Joke of the Day -- Gardner cold. Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and more…

On the map

by Joke of the Day -- Goes south. Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and more…